February 2012
nymphetgarden:
my tits smell like pot
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snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
“Yes! People will care about this!” I proclaimed as I triumphantly posted about how hungry I am and what a bitch my math teacher is.
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
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ultra-modern-marvel:
I’m gonna become a house DJ like Daft Punk and David Guetta. Electronic dance music/Hip-Hop/Synth. I’m going to France to study environmental engineering in 2014. It will be tough to find gigs there. So many talented electronic DJs there. I’m getting turntables and software this summer. Filling my library with all my favorite songs. Vinyl turntables, CD tables. Digital...
Even the silence sounds better with you.
deermilk:
i sell desu
and desu accessories
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tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
whoops
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“But I’m a ’90s kid!” screeches the patient as he’s forced back into his straight-jacket. “Just wait until my father hears about this!” he yells again, then chuckles at himself for making a Harry Potter joke for the third time today.
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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uhn-yeuah replied to your photo: arukado: So this was supposed to be based on…
Something weird is happening in my boxer briefs, and I’m not sure what to think about iiiiiiittttt
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abovethecloudsagain:
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